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SEÑORRITAS
Tacos • Tequila • Vibes
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Heating up the Salsa...
Uniform
Off.
Your captain has turned on the
"Time To Drink" sign.
// 50% OFF For Industry Pros
Clock Out Now
Valid ID Required // Don't make it awkward
Identity Verification
SELECT YOUR
TRAUMA.
// Today's Protocol: SAT-WED
// Immediate beverage intervention advised.
Aviation Staff
50% OFF // SAT-WED
Subject Alias
AIRBORNE WARRIOR
Diagnosis: Jetlag & Terminal Fatigue
"Pilots, cabin crew, ground staff, engineers — all aviation heroes welcome. Gravity is finally your friend."
Current Protocol: SAT-WED
50% OFF LIQUID THERAPY
Medical
50% OFF // SAT-WED
Subject Alias
NIGHT SHIFT NINJA
Diagnosis: Seen Too Much
"You save lives. Use that hand-eye coordination to lift a margarita."
Current Protocol: SAT-WED
50% OFF STAT DOSE
Hoteliers
50% OFF // SAT-WED
Subject Alias
LOBBY LEGEND
Diagnosis: Guest Tolerance Fatigue
"Yes, the guest is always right. But tonight, the bartender is King."
Current Protocol: SAT-WED
50% OFF ROOM SERVICE
Teachers
50% OFF // SAT-WED
Subject Alias
EDU-GLADIATOR
Diagnosis: Teenager Overload
"You survived a room full of other people's children. You deserve a medal. And tequila."
Current Protocol: SAT-WED
50% OFF SILENCE
Real Estate
50% OFF // SAT-WED
Subject Alias
DEAL CLOSER
Diagnosis: Client Ghosting
"Because 'cozy studio' actually meant 'glorified closet'. Drink until the market makes sense."
Current Protocol: SAT-WED
50% OFF COMMISSION
Spa & Salon
50% OFF // SAT-WED
Subject Alias
ZEN MASTER
Diagnosis: Trauma Dumping
"You relaxed everyone else today. Now it's your turn to be marinated in tequila."
Current Protocol: SAT-WED
50% OFF SELF CARE
System Status: Operational
THE RELIEF PACKAGE
// Choose your prescribed dosage.
// Protocol automated based on current temporal coordinates.
Protocol A // Sat - Wed
Heavy Relief
50%
OFF
OFF
- Total Beverage Discount
- Full Access until 02:00 AM
Protocol B // Thu - Fri
Weekend Warmup
30%
OFF
OFF
- Weekend Beverage Discount
- Priority Bar Access
Industry Night Details
Señorritas Tex-Mex presents Shift & Sip, the ultimate industry night in Doha. We offer exclusive discounts for our hardworking colleagues in Aviation (Cabin Crew & Pilots), Hospitality (Hoteliers), and Healthcare. Enjoy 50% OFF your total bill from Saturday to Wednesday, and 30% OFF on Thursdays and Fridays. Just show your valid work ID at DoubleTree by Hilton Al Sadd to redeem this offer. The best staff party in Qatar happens every night at Señorritas.
Warning: Sobriety Critical Low
CLOCK OUT.
BLACK OUT.*
Your shift is officially over. The tequila's shift has just begun.
Surrender your badge (metaphorically) and accept your destiny.
Initiate Liquid Therapy
*Just kidding about the blacking out part. Please drink responsibly. But do forget about that email you didn't send. That's a problem for Future You.
Valid ID Required // No Karens Allowed